you ever tried to find a word for something,
and you couldn't?
And not because of impending senility,
but because a commonly accepted word
does not exist?
Now is your chance
to discover or invent a missing word!
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(New Word) shumidity
(Definition) The damp, unpleasant stench and residue left
after one removes one's foot from a shoe.
My dog doesn't love me anymore
And all the neighbors complain.
All my friends have left me
And my love life's down the drain.
So I went to visit a wise old man
To see what he would think.
He said, "Shumidity's your problem, son--
Meaning your feet stink!