BrainScouring
<An Ohoho Hoho>
 At AU, we don't want to confuse you.
You already probably know how to do that quite well.
And we don't clutter your mind with trivia.
Instead, we let you choose your own trivia free way.

In a recent Krumpler Krumpler article,
based upon rumors from
the Noniversity of Onono,
AU has been
inaccurately accused of BrainWashing.
BrainScrubbing and Scouring would be more accurate.
<hoho>
And a few only need an occasional shower.

But we don't do that to you.
We just let you find ways to brainwash yourself.
After all,
who should decide
how you wash, scrub or scour your brain,
You? Or someone else?
...and how about your body?
Your publics? Your privates?
Your mind?... Or your heart - or soul?
Who should decide?
You (and your designated representatives)?... or someone else?

This is another ongoing theme here at AU.
As long as you are peaceful and honest,
who should decide how you wash your brain
or lead your life, you?... or others?...

At Onono Noniversity (NO),
they evade and ignore you as you expend your energy
on onono, oh-no-no and the Noniverse...
while they waste your tuition spreading false rumors about others.
There's just not much else to say about N.O. at this time.
So, which do you prefer?
Ahaha University (AU) or
Onono Noniversity (NO)?
....If you chose Ahaha over
Onono, please proceed down the sidebar...