Kromplexity
"where even simple things are kromplikated"
"Home of Many Kromplexes"
"We have a knack for making things krompler,
for krompler-izing
As a result, we experience incredible kromplikations.
And we have unbelievable specialists to help you
with every imaginable type of kromplikation
whether miniscule or GIGANTIC!
And specialists to help you with the meta-kromplikations resulting from "occasional" side effects of previous and concurrent attempts to relieve kromplications.
And specialists.... for ortho and para-kromplikations.....
And specialists...
"Kromplexity's Kromplexes"
Gray
Tape Government Kromplex
Kromplex Legal Maze
HMO Hospital Kromplex
Krabby Ane Asylum
Frustrating Road to Futility
Kraeioumpler Specialist Schools
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Schematic Map
Kromplexity and Vicinity
Krumpler:
Our newspaper is
the Krumpler Krumpler.
It's perfect kindling
for rumors and fires.
Krampler:
A krowded place
for kramps.
Krimpler:
We'll put a krimp
in your plans.
Downtown
Kromplexity
Kromplest
"We're the best!"
Krempler
A way to feel!
I feel "krempler".
Kraeioumpler
Pronounced: Kra-e-i-o-umpler.
Why get bored with only one type of kromplikation?
We have it all! Visit us today.
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